But Not Forgotten

Congressional Republicans pushed back today against critics of their effort to de-fund ACORN in the current budget, a voting registration organization that has not existed since 2010.

"Whether or not ACORN exists is not the point," declared House Subcommittee on Pandering to Useful Illusions chair Flushlord Tuber.  "Some 49% of Republicans surveyed recently agreed that ACORN had stolen the 2012 election for Barack Hussein Obama, and that's good enough for me."

Tuber will now lead an effort to take the passenger pigeon off the endangered species list.