Something Missing?

Welcome, reader.  Say, what's wrong?  Oh, right.  You're ducking your head because any second now you expect some flying avatar to jump in front of the print, some survey or advertisement that follows you wherever your cursor goes.  Or a video ad with loud sound that starts up without warning, or a big ad that blocks the entire screen, all of them requiring you to figure out how to turn them off (it won't be easy) before you can get back to reading what you wanted to read.

Well, put that itchy trigger finger back in your holster.  None of that around here.  Not while I'm marshal of this site.  Oh, there's that slowly moving kiosk of books further down, but that's easy to ignore.  This may be one of the last remaining sites on the Internet where you can just read to your hearts content, without batting away sudden impositions or being battered by unignorable distractions.  Rest easy, friend.  Enjoy it while you can.