Andy Borowitz at the New Yorker headlined:
Polar Vortex Causes Hundreds of Injuries as People Making Snide Remarks About Climate Change Are Punched in Face
However, there were some new words added to my vocabulary as a result of the vortex weather, like freezing fog and frost quakes. Frost quakes were reported not only in Ontario but in Maine, Wisconsin and Ohio. Hint: not a breakfast cereal.